"Don't Step On Him"
"My Shirt Does A Fine Job Blending Me In This Bed Of Flowers"
"V O I D Kitty"
"Yes, My Dad Is In The Picture Even Though It Looks Like He's Part Of The Painting"
"Spent Half An Hour Unsuccessfully Looking For My Sweatshirt"
"Invisible Man In The Suit"
"Marble Floor Probably Wasn't The Best Idea"
"When You Have To Go To A Public Event, But You Still Don't Wanna Be Seen"
"My Coffee+milk Had The Same Shade Of Brown As My Mug This Morning"
"A local farm where I live had trouble with their flock all wanting to sleep in the same house, each night they have to go break them up. The other night they found their dog had joined in."
"The Way My Pants Blends In With The Floor Pattern"
"My Scarf Matched The Hotel Carpet Pretty Well"
"Couldn't Find My Tortilla"
"There’s A Cell Phone In This Photo"
"Outstanding Camouflage Of Owls"
"So I Turned Up At My Brother's New House And I'm Dressed As His Sofa"
"Tell Tintin We Found His Dog"
"Extra Protein In Your Sandwich"
"Dropped My Glasses..."
"How Many Avocados Do You See"
"My Friend Found An Invisible Cat In Greece"
"Enough People Told Me I Should Post My Lost Remote Here"
"What Coffee Mug?"
"Lost My Wallet, For 3 Days, Wifey Found It By Accident"
"Mans Feet Brutally Eaten By Escallator"
"I Was Looking For Him A While And Was Convinced He Had Escaped"
"Couldn’t Find My Straw When I Made Iced Coffee This Morning"
"The Way My Rainboot Perfectly Matches This Bar Stool"