"They’re about to steal this truck!"
“Made some labels for my wife’s contact lenses.”
“This is how bored I am today.”
“It was my coworker’s birthday yesterday, I got her this.”
“Don’t want to catch a cold.”
“I put googley eyes on my Oculus.”
“Staging my house for pictures tomorrow. I believe this Easter egg will attract the right buyer.”
“Some people have a snack drawer. I have a Reese’s drawer.”
“New tree perch”
“I annoy my wife by doing this every time she posts a landscape photo.”
“I bought some ‘accent’ lashes. They look so natural.”
“Who remembers doing this as a kid?”
"Girlfriend’s dad (in Texas) texted us a pic this morning... He made his own “ice fountain.”
“Yeah, you might call yourself a runner, but have you done the Portsmouth Unicorn? (...I spent way too much time on this)”
“Found the perfect spot to hide these from my egg-hating, Reese’s-loving boyfriend.”
“How my wife deals with her migraines”
“My mom, sister, and I have a group text for glamour shots. Mom sent us a collage. We’re a pretty people”
“My father took the time to do this to my mother, ladies and gentlemen.”
3rd post of yours Ive read. Negative much?