“I’m pretty convinced that I have the world’s clingiest cat. He loves to be picked up, kissed, held, and above all, he loves taking naps on my lap. This is what happens when I tell him he can’t sit on my lap while I’m trying to work.”
“She stole my bacon and then didn’t eat it...”
“Wash your hands elsewhere...”
“Hmmm, I wonder if she’s still sleeping...”
“Her new favorite nap spot. We can’t close the door when we’re on the toilet.”
“2 minutes after turning on the iron...”
“Oh. Were your towels clean?”
“Should I drink store-bought spring water from my bowl? Nope!”
“Trying to slap my phone out of my hand because I had to use the bathroom before I fed him.”
“I bought my bunny a new house and the cat immediately took over.”
“Within 5 minutes of setting our pizza on the table...”
“He has been officially diagnosed as a rascal after I paid over $200 to try to find out if there was something wrong with him.”
“It turned out he’s just learned how to manipulate people so he can get more attention.”
“Look what magically fell from the cupboard, ma!”
