War is hell
During WWII, the Japanese bombed China with fleas infected with the bubonic plague.
The mind-alcohol connection
Studies show that smarter children tend to become heavier drinkers as adults.
Baa baa bye
In 1939, 835 sheep in Utah were killed by a single lightning strike.
Big Quake
Back in 1556, China was hit with an earthquake that killed over 800,000 people.
No thank you
Female dragonflies have been observed to fake their own deaths to avoid unwanted male attention.
All men felt that
Serbia is home to the World Testicle Cooking Championship.
Get some shut eye
Lack of sleep has been shown to shrink the brain.
Times have changed
Heroin was originally marketed and sold to the general public as a cough medicine.
A hard time
King Tut was the only pharaoh to have been mummified with an erect penis.
Bad in bed
Each year, approximately 600 Americans die by falling out of their beds.
How do you mend a broken heart
It takes the average person 15-17 months to successfully get over someone that they were in love with.
Fear
Human beings are born with only two inherent fears: Falling and loud noises. Everything else is learnt.
A good way to go?
Throughout history, 4 popes have died during sex.
That’s Grim, Mate
In 1994, the LAPD arrested a man who kept dressing up as the grim reaper and standing in front of old-folks homes.
That’s messed up
A study at UCLA showed that sex criminals tend to watch less porn than the average person does.
Sadness Kills
Heartbreak can actually kill you. The acute flood of emotions can trigger a heart attack.
Down for the count
Since 1975, the sperm count of men in the Western World has dipped by approximately 50%.
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