"Calling your partner a wrong name. "You’re so good at this Lena. . . um sorry, Carla”."
Naughtynight26
"A pet coming into the room… I swear its just weird… those silent innocent faces as they judge you"
Cautious-Ad-8410
"One time I found a lump in my wife’s breast. Lets just say that we stopped immediately and freaked the f@#k out. All is good, it wasn’t anything bad. The massive panic it caused is something I never want to go through again."
IwatchGoats
“My ex was better”
SirHentaiLover
"Bad smells…"
WaterboysWaterboy
"Mother-in-law calling my wife for Facetime…"
Persian2PTConversion
"When they tell you they love you and they’re just a one-night stand"
Dimension_Then
"You hear people sayin “Your video is on and you’re not on mute”"
Ylynperd
"Slapping my nuts"
Bradley_worst
"I’ve had friends dumb enough to make this mistake, but switching holes without clearing it with your partner.
A gentleman always indicates before changing lanes."
Doodle_Brush
"When they won’t look at you at all and kept their eyes shut at all times."
Mysterious_Change370
"Seeing myself naked."
Nimkiw
"When they are being unnecessarily rough. Sorry dude that doesn’t feel good"
Mom-atm
"Apparently the Hulk Hogan “Hell Yeah Brother” is not a sexy thing for a female to say to her husband?"
Coochpants
"Saying “My Mother was right. It does feel good.”"
grimJani23
"S@#tting the bed"
Chained_Prometheus
"Her saying “I think we need to repaint the ceiling” so you turn to look and agree with her and then end up having half a conversation on whether to change the colour."
ArcherOk6223
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