"Calling your partner a wrong name. "You’re so good at this Lena. . . um sorry, Carla”."
"A pet coming into the room… I swear its just weird… those silent innocent faces as they judge you"
"One time I found a lump in my wife’s breast. Lets just say that we stopped immediately and freaked the [email protected]#k out. All is good, it wasn’t anything bad. The massive panic it caused is something I never want to go through again."
“My ex was better”
"Mother-in-law calling my wife for Facetime…"
"When they tell you they love you and they’re just a one-night stand"
"You hear people sayin “Your video is on and you’re not on mute”"
"Slapping my nuts"
"I’ve had friends dumb enough to make this mistake, but switching holes without clearing it with your partner.
A gentleman always indicates before changing lanes."
"When they won’t look at you at all and kept their eyes shut at all times."
"Seeing myself naked."
"When they are being unnecessarily rough. Sorry dude that doesn’t feel good"
"Apparently the Hulk Hogan “Hell Yeah Brother” is not a sexy thing for a female to say to her husband?"
"Saying “My Mother was right. It does feel good.”"
"[email protected]#tting the bed"
"Her saying “I think we need to repaint the ceiling” so you turn to look and agree with her and then end up having half a conversation on whether to change the colour."