"Someone once asked me, 'When is 9/11 again?' I didn't know if they were joking or not so I laughed. They were serious."
"That direction can’t be north because it’s diagonal and north has to be in a straight line. What?"
"A friend heard somewhere Mr Roger's was a sniper and he got a new tattoo for every kill. That is why he wore a sweater."
"She didn’t tell me but her daughter. A little girl asked her mother why the polar bears wouldn’t go in the water. We were at the zoo and it was a sunny day about 50degrees outside.
The mother responded. “Because it too cold for them honey”."
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Mitty 3 year s ago
#23 ""A girl from Florida once told me 'because Australia is upside down, left is right and right is left'. I am Australian and told her she was right and not many people know that!""
You're a sick bastard. I like that.
You're a sick bastard. I like that.
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Martin 3 year s ago
The dumbest things I’ve been told were 1) the ~235,000 fatalities of the Sumatra–Andaman tsunami in 2004 equaled half of the world population, and 2) because Barack Obama’s middle name is Hussein that makes him an Islamic radical.
Both from the same person.
Both from the same person.
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Zeely 3 year s ago
#3 actual stance of the church
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Calvin 3 year s ago
....that diversity is a good thing.
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Monty 3 year s ago
#28 Apparently in live in hell...
Well, that explains the weed, prostitutes, and raw herring street snacks...
Well, that explains the weed, prostitutes, and raw herring street snacks...
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Bev 3 year s ago
Monty,
How do you explain stroopwafel then? They came from heaven.
How do you explain stroopwafel then? They came from heaven.
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Ara 3 year s ago
"You can always trust the government".
"You can always trust the government".
"You can always trust the government".
You're a sick bastard. I like that.
Both from the same person.
Well, that explains the weed, prostitutes, and raw herring street snacks...
How do you explain stroopwafel then? They came from heaven.
"You can always trust the government".