“Whenever he’s caught in a place he shouldn’t be in, he does squinty eyes!”
“When you know you did something wrong”
“Please, don’t tell Mom!”
“It wasn’t me!”
“Trying (and succeeding) to look extra cute after eating my bacon sandwich off the kitchen counter”
“I have a thief in my house.”
“He did something, I’m just not sure what that something is.”
“First time we left him alone while we went to work — so proud of him.”
“No regrets, a 3-part story”
“Someone ate my yogurt...”
“A hard day’s work”
“I wonder who did it...”
“Admiring her handiwork”
“My lovely mastiff, Bee, just ate my signed copy of Fire and Blood.”
“The hat just needed some ear holes.”
“My cat with me vs my cat when people come over”
“Somebody got a hold of the queso ladle...”
“I heard my husband screaming while he was in the shower. I walked in on this...”
“This is my face when I try to apologize...”
“Came home to this little guy’s bloated belly after killing 3/4 of a Costco pizza by knocking it off the counter...”
“After 2 weeks of work, I come home to this.”
“This isn’t what it looks like...”
“Somehow, an entire tuna sandwich disappeared off the counter. Doug says he didn’t do it!”
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