Please, no.
Milk can have pulp.
When I’m in the middle of a dream, Stay in bed, float up stream.
You can be in a coma and still be fully conscious. You just won’t be able to move or make a sound.
Why me?
Sometimes, you can try your absolute hardest, work your @$$ off, and still fail at whatever it is you’re trying to achieve.
That’s all it takes
You can only afford to stop breathing for a handful of minutes. Life is that fragile.
Looks like bugs are back on the menu…
Cooked worms taste like fried bacon. Wasps taste like pine nuts, and beetles taste like apples.
That’s one way to do it
Female bed bugs don’t have a vagina. The male deposits semen directly into her bloodstream.
Why.
A banana is a berry. A strawberry isn’t.
No thanks.
Cockroaches can sense changes in air pressure and hide before you enter a room. They also will drink your sweat and eat your dead skin.
Why does someone know this?
It takes 22 lbs of pressure to crush a testicle.
Let’s bounce
When falling from a high distance, the human body doesn’t splat. It bounces, destroying the insides upon impact.
That’s just depressing
There will come a time in the future when someone will think of you for the last time, and everything you’ve ever accomplished in life will be forgotten.
An eerie sound
The planets ‘hum.’
Impressive but terrifying
Blue whales have a vein that is so large, a human could swim through it.
Insanity
You may never know if you’ve gone insane.
Bad timing
You could be bleeding internally right now and just not know it until it’s too late.
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Maybe they ment 22psi (pounds per square inch)?