"Hang out on my couch with all my pets I guess. The usual"
"My cat is a grumpy, frail ten-year-old with a number of health problems. I’ll probably die glaring at her and muttering “trust you to outlive me you grumpy j#rk”"
"Take a couple thousand dollars out of the bank. Die with that money clutched in my hand and surrounded by cryptic messages with allusions toward a much greater hidden treasure."
"Call my boss and tell him to take that job and shove it."
"I have allergies. I will eat everything I had to stop eating because of them."
"Panic for an hour then die"
"Most realistic answer here."
"This and get reeeeal drunk/high"
"Drink 5-hour energy!!!"
"Rub one more out, tell people I love them, stare at the moon. easy"
"Say goodbye to friends and family, make a quick will, then just vibe with them."
"Have a beer and post on Facebook—“if this post doesn’t get 5,000 likes in the next hour I will die.”"
"S@#t, it’s almost 3am here. Probably go to bed."
"And then you’ll never wake up."
"Not a bad way to go."
"Scroll Netflix or Hulu until I find something to watch while I wait it out."
"You’ll be dead before you find anything!"
"Steal the Declaration of Independence."
"Tell nobody, grab my earbuds, and find somewhere nice outside to sit and draw in my sketchbook until I’m done."
"Call that guy back to discuss my car’s warranty."
"Get in my car and drive as long as I can and as fast as I can. I’m talking 5 star wanted level; I want to make national news. And right before my timer goes off, I want to drive straight off a cliff and put on the most spectacular car crash anyone’s ever seen."
"Drive to my mom’s house, get into a passive-aggressive argument. She’s guaranteed to say “you’re killing me” about 45 mins in. Having it timed perfectly I say “No, Ma! You’re killing me!”"
"Grab my son and husband in an embrace and tell them for 60 straight minutes every single thing I love about both of them. Take pictures with them. Record videos with them. Record videos for them for future events in their lives I will miss."
"My mom died when I was 25 and these are all the things I wish we could have done. She hated getting her picture taken or being on video so now I can barely remember what she looked or sounded like and that is such a painful reminder whenever I think about her and only have a vague idea of her anymore."
"An hour huh? That’s enough time for a drink"
"A few of them…"
"And no hangover."
Get my COVID shot
Plan a vacation
Clean that cluttered closet
Start guitar lessons
Watch that trollollol video again