“Our Environmentally Friendly Tempura Is Made With Sustainable Seafood And Vegetables, Harvested In Ways That Consider The Long-Term Well-Being Of Our Precious Land And Oceans.”“Wonderful! How’s It Served?”“On A Large Polystyrene Block.”
"Cocktail Bathtub Complete With Rubber Ducky"
“Here’s Your Beef Wellington Starter. Is There Anything Else I Can Get You?”“Tetanus Shot, Please.”
"Caesar Salad Or Charlie Brown Christmas Tree?"
"The Chips Come In A Rock"
"Waiter, I Prefer My Pie To Be At Least 9 Inches Off The Table"
"This Is A Take Out Dish - Diners Were Instructed To Plate Like This At Home. Part Of A $115 Tasting Menu"
"Turns Out The Best Plates Are At Arm's Reach"
"Espresso... To Go"
"Please Take A Charcuterie And Have A Seat"
"This? Oh, It's Just An Orthodontic Mould Of The Restaurant-Owner's Mouth From Barcelona"
"Gravy In A Urinal"
"Repeat After Me, Hub Caps Are Not Plates"
"My Cocktail Was Caged Because What If It Flies Away"
"Found On Yelp & Now I Don’t Want To Stay At This Hotel Anymore"
"Chocolate "Horse Turd" Truffles On A Manure Fork. Just No"
"Full Breakfast In A Jar"
"Beignets Growing On A Tree"
"Syphon Tower Of Onion Rings"
"My Cocktail Came In A Box"
"Fish And Chips On Paper"
"Charcoal Waffle Eggs Benedict On A Shovel In Barcelona"
"This Is Not How I Want My Biriyani To Be Served!"
if yours is that color go see a doctor because there is something seriously wrong with you.