“Kfc Australia now have paper packet and cardboard spoon, replacing the plastic.”
“I made this cube out of tinfoil.”
“Our electrician left all of the screws in a vertical position in our new kitchen.”
“Found my old cell phone with optional clip on chatboard for ‘easy’ texting.”
“The sun on my window made a rainbow that’s split in half by my chair leg.”
“Saw a live snake in the local Goodwill store.”
“A vibrant and clear spectrum of colors refracting through my apparently prismatic window onto my arm.”
“The bar I'm sitting at has a cold metal bar to keep your drinks cold.”
“This beer I had in Berlin says no beer for Nazis.”
“Dobby’s fan-made grave in the precise location of the film!”
“The way they put the heating elements in a car seat.”
“My son’s watercolors got left in the sun, and they shrunk into round balls.”
“This cicada on my cicada tattoo.”
“This bathroom has lights to indicate vacancy.”
“I create watercolour art with my pet snail by watering down food colouring & letting him slime around a canvas.”
“This unusually straight banana.”
“Accidentally took a photo with my phone inside my pocket, created a wonderful effect.”
“I found these film photos in a Seattle antique store.”
“This entire house is a roof.”
“Every rock along the perimeter of this house had a symbol on it.”
“There's an 8 in the negative space on the 8 of diamonds.”
“These chairs made from old fire hoses, in front of a fire station.”
“This snail with cracked shell, who mistook the crack for the aperture and now crawls around like that.”
“Took this pic of the blood moon Australia is currently experiencing.”
“Chewbacca in my aunt’s floor.”
“My clip on sunglasses look like an insect.”
“This “tower” stands up with the help of tension.”
“Dad got this card for parking too close to someone. Middle finger on the back.”
“Our dog found a pacifier.”
“Hanging sun ornament makes our dog look like David Bowie.”
“Today, I found a tiny shell in my sea salt!”
“How my beer matches this floor cleaner!”
“It’s my boyfriends birthday and he got a candle with his salad!”
“Text on this sign faded, now it’s just a guy out with his dog and rats.”
“Someone drove a 1940s Willys Jeep to school today.”
“I was gifted my maternal grandmother’s nearly complete 8th generation family tree.”
“I found a Cyclops Moth and it was huge... bigger than half my hand.”
“The View of the Hogwarts Castle at Universal from my school.”
“Bread-Meter? at my local supermarket bakery.”
I was going to say,
He must be drinking St Pauli
You must s#ck at join-the-dots.