"Every Time I Yell Up The Stairs To My Teenagers... He Appears Like This"
"She Sits On My PC And Stares At The Wall"
"I Think He Really Loves The New Rug"
"We Will Never Know What They Saw"
"Here’s My Cat That Also Thinks He’s A Guinea Pig"
"Me: Trying To Fold Kitchen Towels.... My Cat:"
"My BF Cleared His Throat"
"He Could Sense The Full Moon"
"This Is Where Our New Cat Sleeps, So This Is What I Wake Up To"
"Nothing Quite As Comfy As A Pull-Up Bar, I Guess"
"I Was Wondering Where The New Kitten Went"
"I’m Not Quite Sure What’s Wrong With Him But Send Help"
"He Likes To Take Piggy Back Rides, And Will Crawl Onto Anyone’s Back If They Happen To Bend Over Near Him"
"We Just Bought A New House. This Is Where I Keep Finding Him"
"Mr. Perfect Wants To Join Us For Dinner"
But not as much as trolls