"What do you think this guy wants to tell me? Guess i’ll never know. Since he wasn’t paying rent, I evicted him!"
"If he would just stop hammering, I might catch him."
"Not a s@#t photo…but i s@#t my pants."
"Nothing makes you want to re-@$$ess your life choices like a gull that’s home shopping while you can barely afford matching socks."
"So i helped a raccoon that was unable to get up the slippery river bank and was stuck in the water. I was repaid with him shaking the water off of himself…all over me."
"When you try to feed the Bambies some cabbage, but you have poor aim."
"My husband has wings!"
"The ermine in the lovely Minnesota snow. Nailed the exposure on this one."
"Behold, A green tree frog in all its glory exiting our spa."
“Every move you make, every step you take, owl be watching you.”
"I will be leading an online class in photography soon. Feel free to send me your $500 enrollment deposit."
"On the way to work today I looked at my dashboard with my toy dinosaurs on it and thought, “I don’t remember buying a lizard”."
"I was relaxing on the back verandah, minding my own business, when this happened."
"A bird in the bra is worth two in the bush."
"Lighting? Check. Background? Check. Wildlife? Check. Pose?"
"I’ve transcended from normal photography to paranormal photography. Ghost hummers!"
"I was trying to get a picture of the Chicago skyline, but got photobombed by this majestic avian instead."
"My BFF sends me lots of bird pictures. I present the Skywalker!"
"These lovely ladies were strolling down the street in the middle of Chicago, Illinois! gotta love urban wildlife. Here’s my 1 AM glamor shot."
"Seagulls keep resting on the skylight, which drives my cat insane."
"Guys! I told you! I’m not your leader!"
"We have an albino squirrel in our backyard."
"I give to you, a danish wolf! We have very few wolves in Denmark but a few have migrated through Germany. I was so lucky to meet one…and this is the photo i got."
"I just wanted a nice snow goose picture."
"Behold, the Icelandic hover fox!"
"Late night visitor. He stayed 10 mins inside and then flew out a window. Batman, please come back."
"I see your woodpile snake orgy, and raise you one on a fence."
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