"My brother always throws his leftover soup in the sink and never cleans it"
"My sister is an idiot."
"The bathtub after everytime my sister takes a shower"
"How my sister charges her phone, by leaving it precariously balanced on a DOORKNOB."
"How my brother “puts away” the dishes"
"I can’t understand how my sister and mom leave their toothpastes looking like this"
"My sister, instead of throwing it away"
"I asked my brother to take a picture of me in Spain and this was the actual picture he thought was fine (p.s. I’m not wearing a hat)"
"My brother rearranged my keyboard"
"My Brother’s trash can"
"When you get a cake for your birthday and you’re older brother eats it before you celebrate your birthday"
"My sister only eats the chocolate from the top container on the YoCrunch yogurts, leaving the rest of us with plain vanilla yogurt."
"My sister is a god damn savage."
"My little brother was too lazy to clean up monopoly so he threw it in the trash"
"Visiting my sister’s house, went for some M&Ms and discovered she’s Satan."
"How my brother puts the butter away"
"My brother threw chapstick at me and missed.."
"About three weeks ago my sister knocked my lamp over and broke its glass cover. Today I saw that she had placed it next to my curtain, burning a hole in it and almost starting a fire."
"The hole that my sister made in my desk, wanting to fill it up with ramen for her stupid Instagram followers"