"Retired NASA Astronaut, Leland Melvin’s Official Portrait"
"He Wanted Me To Go Outside And Play Fetch"
"When You Leave Your Dogs Alone For Just A Few Minutes"
"The Dog Was Much Happier Before Her"
"If You Can't Hide A Crime Scene, Just Pretend You Are A Victim"
"He Has Been Known To Accost People For Ages If He Thinks They Will Throw A Ball Or Stick For Him"
"My Girlfriend Finally Woke Up Before Me And Caught Our Usual Sleeping Arrangement That I’ve Been Complaining About. The Bed Is King-Size"
"I Use Cannabis Oil For Medicinal Purposes, I Accidentally Dropped Some To The Floor And My Dog Licked It"
"My Dog Gets Ear Infections Easily, So I Got Him A Shower Cap"
"Draw Me Like One Of Your German Girls"
"Mom Decides To Cut Dog's Hair Herself"
"When You Grow A Potato That Resembles Your Dog"
She's cute, but anyway...