“Nobody did the dishes while I was gone for 3 days because ’It’s your responsibility.’”
“I would like to share with you all the time I was politely dissed by R.L. Stine. I was in 4th Grade and mailed my book to him to autograph.”
“My chocolate chip granola bar had ONE chocolate chip.”
“This completely flat spoon I was given to eat my soup with.”
"Let’s hear it for the cruel being who put muscle pain medications on the lowest shelf... Very user-friendly, guys, really!"
“Never swore more in my life. Spent all day meticulously taping so I’d have nice strait lines on the ceiling. Even worse, I don’t know what brand or shade of white the previous owner used on the ceiling.”
“Somebody rearranged the keys in computer class”
“I just spent 20 minutes trying to pick this monstrosity off.”
“As a retail worker myself, this makes us angry. It takes 30 seconds to put it back where you found it.”
“Currently stuck in an elevator in my apartment building, was told about 40 minutes until the tech arrives and I have to pee...”
“My mom had just finishing cleaning the kitchen and then spilled a bag of Chia seeds on the ground.”
“Don’t you hate it when sinks are made like this?”
“Attempted to take $60 out. Got stuck and I couldn’t get it out. Then it sucked it back in and still took $60 out of my account!”
“Yesterday my pen exploded in my dryer. Today, this when I get home after another 13-hour workday.”
“I made coffee while I was still half-asleep.”
“I wish I hadn’t bothered aligning them so I never would’ve noticed...”
“The fact that you can dislike a YouTube comment, but it doesn’t say how many dislikes there are.”
“Tried to ask her to move her hair but she just ignored me.”
“I’m starting to think this view isn’t worth having golfers aiming directly at our home.”
“Roommate broke the toilet seat. No worries though. He replaced it.”
"When you think doing your makeup in the car will save you time and you actually realize it might have been better to not wear makeup at all..."
“Have cats they said, it’ll be fun they said...” (no cats were harmed and no plants were seriously injured)
products are user friendly for the sales and most popular, not because it's your fault you hurt you back, go ask for help if you're soo handicapped
Are you whining about whiners?
Ironically, I think those softer style tattoos look down right sexy on females like this. Hell, it's better than biker skulls and tweeker tats or names and hallmark phrases...
Too bad makeup cant cover up your stupid personality...
Gwendolyn, Also... 15 ball has number on the side, not the colour band