DoorDash sent me this as a delivery confirmation photo…
On a regular morning of a regular day, this guy was walking to his first job with a fresh cup of coffee. That’s not cream, a crow just had good aim.
My disappointing M&M ice cream sandwich
My pepper grinder broke this morning.
A cat ran into the road, I slammed on the brakes…and there goes my lunch.
Sat down to enjoy my burger after going to McDonald’s and realized something was missing.
I now remember that yesterday I wanted a cold soda.
Zipper seal opened. Bag didn’t…
Well, this just happened.
The air fryer blew the cheese off my bread.
The last doughnut
I don’t know, maybe I can use them as a cup or something?
My salt grinder broke while I was seasoning my lasagna.
Walked out my front door today and found this. I didn’t order DoorDash. Looks like someone didn’t get their lunch or maybe their dinner from last night, or maybe from a few days ago. I haven’t been outside in 4 days.
Waited the entire summer to harvest potatoes, and this is all my garden produced.
Ate 2 of these bad boys in the dark and came back to see this.
See those eggs? They’re supposed to be in the pies. I made 2 hot oily chocolate garbage circles.
Accidentally left my Easter egg in the sun. Still sealed!
Bought 60 doughnuts for the office today to celebrate my twentieth birthday, only to be told I need to work from home for the next week.