That’s A Lot Of Bad Luck… (44 PICS)

Posted in PICTURES       22 Jun 2021       3468       12 GALLERY VIEW

“Never go to bed after you’ve applied pimple cream. Now I have an haute couture IKEA pillowcase.”
“First night of vacation and we go to pull out the sofa bed for the kids. Suddenly, we hear a loud crunching sound.”

“Our son’s iPhone fell between the cushions and got caught in the hinges of the bed frame.”

 

“I made coffee while I was still half-asleep.”
“I thought I was being clever by picking the biggest sandwich in the case. It was just bread.”
“I picked up the salt jar.”

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“I wore shorts to work last night because it was 75 degrees out, and this is what it looked like outside this morning after my shift.”
“Today, this is what happened to me when I got home after another 13-hour work day.”
“Apparently, my scissors couldn’t handle this bottle.”
“I mean, I didn’t want to eat it anyway.”
“It’s 3 a.m. Everyone’s asleep and I’ve been trying to get out of my room for 30 minutes.”
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“My cola exploded inside the freezer.”
“I knew those pancakes smelled weird.”
“My mom was just finishing cleaning the kitchen and then spilled a bag of chia seeds on the ground.”
“I was mowing the lawn for the first time this season and the mower picked up a rock and shot it through my front door.”
“I guess it’s time for a new pepper grinder.”
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“I dropped a pot through my parents’ stove top while putting dishes away.”
“My 7-year-old daughter managed to break a LEGO.”
“My husband just wanted some crackers and cheese.”
“Look at the kitchen in this $2,650 NYC apartment.”
“My boyfriend bought me a $350 ring, and it did this in one day.”
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“I finally caved and bought the kids a box of 60 Oreo packs through Amazon. Today it arrived and this is what we got!”
“It feels weird when the perfume you bought your wife for Christmas ends up in the toilet as ’air freshener.’”
“I bought some Lego mini figures. They were all the same.”
“I bought a pigeon-proof birdfeeder. Apparently, it’s not.”
“I ordered a bunch of flowers for my mom for Mother’s Day for over $80. The flowers arrived literally moldy and dead, like they were cremated 30 years ago and then dug up.”
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“This cost me €45 and another €65 to fix. What I had (and wanted again) vs What I received”
“This cost over $25. My disappointment is immeasurable.”
“I paid $37 for this box with saffron.”
“This cost me $61 for a gel refill. I tried to go for a blue ombre. My boyfriend says they look horrible.”
“My college made me pay $96 for this ‘lab kit.’ There’s nothing in here worth more than 5 bucks, and the whole thing probably costs less than 20 bucks. They also included a pen.”
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“This lobster roll cost $34. Banana is for scale.”
“This delivery driver cost me $5,500.”
“My 1-month-old work boots that cost $130.”
“I finally lost enough weight to fit into my nice suit. I pulled it out only to find it had been eaten by moths. Several years ago I paid about $1,000 for it. I thought it would be the only suit I’d ever need.”
“I paid extra for the ‘window’ seat.”
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“I paid for the deluxe room upgrade in this 4-star hotel.”
“I got a game for Christmas that didn’t even have the game. My parents paid $60 for a plastic shell.”

“After 10 years of surviving brutal abuse from my clumsy @$$ always dropping it, my 3DS couldn’t take it anymore.”

“Started work and someone spilled 10 liters of milkshake mix in the fridge and didn’t say anything.”

“If someone’s missing an extra large Allen wrench, I believe I may have found it.”

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"Never have children."

“I dropped my curry.”

“Sunlight through the window melted the keyboard.”


Credits:  brightside.me


12   Comments ?
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Paulina 1 month ago
Im barely paying 60$/month for food... Why would you pay that much money for fake fingernails? They grow on their own and no dude ever said "I wish your fingertips would remind me of a groomed witch and smell like hydrogenperoxide"
       
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Adolphus 1 month ago
Paulina,

60 bucks a month for food, get outta here,... smh
       
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Ivy 1 month ago
Paulina, obviously her nails aren’t for the benefit of “dudes”. A common mistake made by dudes.
       
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Eliphalet 1 month ago
Ivy,

If I see a Lady with such fingernails, I don't even think of dating her.
It's a nightmare to imagine that such claws would even approach to my private parts.

Funny thing: A lot of women tell me, that I have beautiful hands...
       
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salamoon 1 month ago
#15 its time to clean that stove too...
       
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Sheldon 1 month ago
salamoon,
Ha! That is the first thing I noticed too
       
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Tine 1 month ago
#17 unless she turns big and green whenever she gets angry I don't believe it. LEGO bricks are indestructible and will outlast the cockroaches, possible even the universe itself.
       
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Mamie 1 month ago
Tine,

it's a deepfake, don't fall for it
       
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Adolphus 1 month ago
Bad luck?
Most if these are pain stupid to be honest!
       
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Arabelle 1 month ago
For the saffron it's OK that cost 30 000 the kg !

For the saffron it's OK thats cost 30 000 euro the kg. JC_OMG_sign
       
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Jean 1 month ago
#18 Yes folks, Cheese breaks knives that are Hardened to stay sharp, to prevent this, press down with your hand on the back of the blade instead of trying to force it from the handle... 35
       
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Bedney 1 month ago
#19 I don't know why anyone would want to live in NYC... especially now.
       
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