“Ordered size 8 men’s shoes and got this.”
“My master key ring broke.”
“Bought a brand new extension cord this morning to improve my home landscaping game. It did not last ten minutes in my hands.”
“Forgot my cookies :(“
“My dog broke my blinds just so she can do this…”
“My front yard 12 hours ago.”
“Is it funnier knowing that these are antidepressants?”
“Person fined for speeding while their car was being towed.”
“Just getting into my car after grocery shopping when this happened shutting the door.”
“What happens when a graphic designer hates his client ?”
"Coffee is served…."
“Hubby ordered from his favourite pizza place after a long day of work and got this.”
“I over slept to work a double I took as a favor to my boss, got written up for being late, and went to get a coffee on my break to cheer me up. Ended up literally crying over spilt milk until my second shift.”
“For Sale!! 2001 Honda Civic, great condition (I hope)”
“Anyone lose their boat on I 90?”
“Tried cooking dinner for the first time after weeks of takeout..”
“Whoever had the bright idea to make the salt grinder a twist off cap, well done.”
“I have two outlets in my house (bought 2 years ago) that don’t work. Purchased 2 new outlets to replace them. Turns out there are no wires to connect them to!”
“I just wanted to go for a peaceful bike ride.”
OR, someone just put that caption under a random pic of a busted door.
I...eh.. I glue it back on...
‘tis not ladylike behaviour either way. I yearn for more civilised days.
Also, it’s ironic that my avatar should be of the feline persuasion; I’m of the demographic that lambasts Izi for their constant pandering to the simpletons to idolise such.