“This stack of consoles at my friend’s house.”
“How my boyfriend eats burgers.”
“I got an empty hot pocket.”
“This glass is completely dry, the drops are part of the design.”
“My wife found this motorcycle parked in the cart return today.”
“My hamburger with extra onion.”
“I bought a cup of drink from Starbucks and this is the amount of ice in it.”
“Was just trying to help the driver.”
“Total came to $6.66 and I was charged a 1¢ Satan Avoidance Fee.”
“When you put a load of laundry in the wash but forget one sock.”
“We’ve had this “home” sign for 7 years, new friend comes over and points out it actually says “hame”…”
“My cat threw my IPad i got last week off my bed, the case was supposed to come tomorrow.”
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yes it was. apple glass is fragile
The peasants have touched the crust of my garbage level fast food burger I must pick it clean for my consumption!