"After Stewing In His Emotions, Emo Veg Comes To The Conclusion That The Root Of The World's Problems Is That People Don't Seem To Carrot All"
"She Thought He Did Not Carrot All, But He Bought Her 21-Carrot Ring"
"This Banana Looks Exactly Like My Mom's Dog"
"This Onion Looks Like An Angry Bird"
"This Pumpkin In Our Garden Split And It Looks Like It Has Teeth"
"An Exceptionally Suave And Sophisticated Daikon Radish"
"I Thought There Was A Severed Finger In My Fruit Bowl. It Was Just Some Ginger"
"This Purple Carrot Looks Like A Bartender Ready To Take Your Drink Order And Listen To Your Troubles"
"This Small Red Potato Looks Like An Anatomical Heart"
"My Friend Found A Lemon Shaped Like An Elephant"
"My Wife's Bell Pepper Looks Like A Big Nosed Grumpy Old Man Smoking A Cig"
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