A refrigerator that looked like a cabinet and was usually a dark heavy wood
A trash drawer that was also a cabinet
Your mom bought Kudos – the “healthy” candy bar
A camcorder with one of those separate video screens
A wooden playground in the backyard (probably covered in spiderwebs because no one used it)
A purse that had your first initial on it
A car with a TV on the back of the seat (I was so jealous of my friends who had this)
A trampoline (I was lucky enough to have one of these bad boys)
You gave out full size candy bars on Halloween
A treadmill or elliptical
A huge Disney VHS collection
A Talkboy
A Princess Diana Beanie Baby
Air purifiers in every bedroom
A very large SUV
An old-timey popcorn machine
Mentadent, AKA the rich people toothpaste.
A fountain or bird path
Multiple American Girl dolls
A thick @$$ TV
Some sort of laser tag set
A professional painting of your dog
A massage chair
A DDR set
A WORKING air hockey table
A second refrigerator in the garage or basement just for beverages
A robotic animal
And lastly, a piano that no one ever played
I wanted to say the exact same thing.
My innocence is gone...