"Customer Came In Saying There Was A Kitten In The Dashboard. One Of The Lube Techs Called Dibs. Meet Dash"
"Customer Dropped Off For Oil Change. Neglected To Mention This"
"Aircraft. Pilot Landed With His Breaks On"
"New Shop Pet Can We Keep Him?"
"C/S Vehicle Doesn’t Stay Running"
"Little Old Lady Dropped Off Her Caravan For A Brake Inspection. Yes That’s The Mileage She Would Have Seen On Her Receipt"
"Who's The New Guy?"
“My Tyre Light Came On And I’m Not Sure Why”
"C/S States Engine Making “Pssst Pssst Pssst” Noise"
"Technically A Carryout Since It Isn't Rolling Anywhere"
"C/S To Install New Tire. C/Dns That The Tire Was Filled With Water In Sub-Zero Temperatures. Had To Cut The Sidewall Out With A Leatherman To Get The Tire Off The Wheel (After Breaking The Ice With A Sledgehammer)"
"Ladies And Gentlemen, We Have Achieved Peak Engineering"
"C/S Weird Rattling In Rear End And The Brake Light Is Out, Said She Tried Changing The Bulb Multiple Times"
"Accidentally Made A Magnifying Glass When Rain Gathered On Crash Wrap Covering A Busted Sunroof"
"One Fender Bender Away From Turning His iPhone Into An Eyephone"
"21' Jetta 1.4 With 1300 Miles. Probably The 6th Clutch I've Done In The Last Month. What Makes People Buy Standard Cars When They Clearly Don't Know How To Drive Stick Is Beyond Me"
"Customer "My Cars Heat Isn't Working""
"2020 Dodge Challenger. When You Live You Life A Quarter Mile At Time"
"C/S: I Don't Believe In Oil Changes!"
"Customer Called For A Tow Because His Car Was Driving Funny"
"The Squirrels Are Trying To Burn This One Down..."
"4wd Came In After Getting Stuck In A Deep Puddle, Car Wouldn’t Start At All With Nearly Every Light On The Dash. Pulled The Ecu Out And Found This Nightmare"
"Customer States Vehicle Has "Minor Coolant Leak""
"Hardest Honesty Test I've Had To Pass"
"C/S Vibration At Highway Speed"
"Rolled Into The Shop, Didn’t Stop"
"The New "Swiss" Frame! 15% Lighter Than Conventional Frames..."
#15 Beats $35 for the Weathertech version.
#15 No it doesn't beat anything
I'm assuming the "SWISS frame" comment isn't about the wood. It's referring to the fact that the steel is full of holes like swiss cheese