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Customers sometimes ask me if I'm a local. At first I'd say yes because I live in the town.
I soon learned that the correct answer is no, I'm a blow-in because I've only lived here for 15 years and there's no road in the district named after my family.
His payback is he will forever be waiting for his sandwich.