"What the hell is even the point of a note like this!"
"Halfway into the pizza, noticed there's a huge footprint inside the pizza box."
"Current heatwave has caused my glass table to explode (all over my freshly painted decking)"
"Painted my sister's room. Stepped over the paint bucket and spilled a whole gallon of the void on the carpet."
"I was going to go get my car horn fixed this weekend so I can pass inspection. Then this happened on the way home.."
"Handled with care"
"Yesterday our neighbor's 80' locust tree gave us some live edge sky lights, a great view of the stars, and that Rainforest Cafe atmosphere that our living room had just always been missing. No injuries, dogs pissed the bed, life goes on..."
"I accidentally left my candy bag open in Arizona heat while I was working..."
"My chips fell off my desk in the worst way possible"
"My boss's secretary quit this morning after delivering breakfast."
"The box said 3000 pieces. A week of quarantine tells me it's 2999."
"Received this today. Kinda resembles my mental state"
"8 year old remembered to take the foil flavor packet out! She forgot to add water…"
"Ordered a Gromit coffee mug online..."
"Had a sandwich from the market wrapped from the deli like they wrap meat in the meat department. Didn’t grab the sandwich one this morning."
"Guess who ran out of paint..."
"Was in a middle seat and paid extra $ to upgrade to a “window” seat."
"Bit down on a bite of blueberry pancake"
"Had my 1st music gig since my city reopened after 6 months no gig income. A guy interupted my set to give me this "tip"."
"Look who found their way into our pickles."
"I have to participate in a wedding in 5 minutes"
"Fell asleep with the pizza in the oven"
"Here’s one way to start a trip"
"Box broke apart and spilled on a round about."
"Spilled about 8lbs of jasmine rice"
"We put champagne in the freezer to chill it last night with the intention of drinking it within 30 minutes. We forgot it until this morning."
"My microwave plate snapped in half after a red glowing molten glass hole appeared"
"These bananas on this banana holder"
“Brand new box of nails forgotten outside for four days .”
“Didn’t have appetite for days due to my mother being admitted into ICU. Finally worked myself up to get an Açaí bowl drove out of the way to get it and drop it as soon as I got home. Welp.”
“Made a trip for some chips for my salsa then this happened.”
“My mom regularly works 70 hour weeks and tomorrow she has a day off. she bought a bottle of rum to relax with tonight and my cat broke it 2 minutes after she had gotten home.”
“Last coat of varnish and a moth decided to do a dive bomb”
“The stove’s glass broke when I was cooking tonight.”
“Box broke apart and spilled on a round about.”
“Hello Fresh trying to ruin relationships today.”
“Bought my first house and it came with a shed. Turns out the previous owner wired the shed himself and rewired parts of the house.”
“My husband started a new job outside, he wore his hat for the first week, resulting in his new tan line.”
“Yay our new TV arrived! We even unpacked it super safely to not damage it. Turns out it was broken to begin with.”
“Found my windshield like this.”
“I ordered chicken wings for dinner and got a box of only veggies and sauce .”
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#10 I actually love that she did that to the donuts before she quit !!