“My kid torturing our robot mop is how the robot revolution starts.”
"You must love your pet too much to do this."
“I canceled a call mid-presentation because my 9-year-old told me the water was running all over her bathroom floor...”
“My son teased his sister and she threw a Switch controller at my parents’ 75-inch TV.”
"Things kids do..."
“My 3-year-old nephew just barged into the living room and yelled, ’Grandma, I made the bath look beautiful!’”
“A bowl of cereal? I better get each kind. 7 different kinds of cereal.”
"Where did she get so many eyes, hopefully not from stuffed animals..."
“At age 9, my little sister decapitated her earbuds to create AirPods.”
“UPDATE: my daughter’s hide and seek spots are...improving?”
“This is why my daughter gets one specific chair to eat in. Can you tell which one? LOL!”
“Why sleep like this? They literally have endless rooms to sleep in, endless beds. SO WHY? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!”
“A 7-year-old asked me if she could go splash in the puddles in the rain and did this instead.”
“8-year-old: ’They’ll be all right, they’re still wrapped!’ They were in there when we arrived, the forbidden sweets.”
“The kids think there’s more pizza if I cut it this way.”
“I told my son to watch for the paint can while getting out of the van. He knocked it with his feet.”
“I said, ’You can pick one toy,’ and she chose a mango.”
“Walked into my backyard to find that my 10-year-old brother played with one of my old archery sets.”
“My son said he was hot and wanted ice cream. This is not what I expected.”
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"You are kids smarter", yup.
Also the top and bottom strips will have way more crust than anything so give them that part and keep the middle strips for yourself.