"United States of America. We're not good at following instructions."
"I prefer to stay neutral concerning this question."
"The prince who always emails you"
"Vodka, bears, sadness"
"Watch out, mate, there's a shark."
"No worries, one of the crocs'll get him."
"Made in ____"
"People normally say we speak Spanish. We don't."
"I would literally die without my cheese, my wine and my baguette"
"All roads lead to our capital"
"Rammstein, no speed limit"
"We come from the land of the ice and snow, from the midnight sun and the hot springs flow!"
"We lost a plane"
"My wife is a teacher and they are going to start wearing tennis shoes this year to be better prepared for active shooters."
"Fries, cycling, chocolate and beer, also waffles and comics"
"We think we are better than everyone because we discovered democracy and haven't done much since."
"My country doesn’t show up on the map most of the time and we love Rugby"
"World's only non-quadrilateral flag"
"We invented one of the most well known and versatile plastic toy products. Which are good for both kids and adults."
"[email protected]#king vegemite"
"Borat damaged our international image"
"Paella, bullfighting, flamenco..."
"We have a wall to our North to keep us out but most of us have no desire to move there."
"Haggis & Whisky"
"No, we are not Russian, no, we don't use the Russian alphabet, they use it, we created it and no, not every slavic-like name is Russian"
"Chewing gum is illegal"
"It's citizens started two world wars, managed to blame a neighbor both times"
Nah. Belgian beer is too sweet and strong. Czech beer is better