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TL/DR = my ex wife saved my life twice
Somewhat opposite for me. My ex-wife gave me pneumonia. She said something hilariously inappropriate while I was taking a drink. Sucked water into my lungs. I was stubborn and didn't go to the doctor until I was caughing so hard I passed out.
Do not recommend
#22 Same, but I got my hands on morphine and took the bottom ones out, then about 4 months later I took the top ones out.