“I had to explain to my grandmother that USB sticks don’t need to be charged.”
“My wife insists she needs it. ’What if she misses us when we’re gone?’”
“My dad farted while taking a picture of my grandmother.”
“My wife said he wouldn’t get that big, but he got big.”
“My frugal wife isn’t even pregnant, but she’s not about to turn down hand-me-downs from her sister.”
“She’s still packing. We’ll be gone for one night.”
“Finally, I proved to my wife that she’s a chaotic sleeper.”
“My wife does planks around the house and I come home to this absolute unit of a son.”
“Being married for 15+ years means you can scare your wife with the cardboard figure you found buried in the garage.”
“My husband is a monster.”
“My family at Legoland in 2007 — they seemed to enjoy the ride more than I did.”
“I checked on my daughter to see how school was going.”
“I always thought she married me for my charming wit.”
“I’m not sure our 7-month-old has enough socks.”
“My 9-year-old daughter thought she was funny. She made me some brownies for Father’s Day.”
“Family road trip”
“I told the family there was a prize egg.”
“My grandfather using his iPad”
“My boyfriend’s aunt commissioned her coworker to do a family portrait. 6 months and $50 later, it was worth it.”
“My husband bet me I couldn’t shave his foot without him waking up. This is what he woke up to this morning.”
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