“A roundabout inside a tunnel in Norway.”
“My mom has an unopened Alice Cooper record from 1972, complete with panties.”
“4G data is so cheap in India that you get 2GB free with a ₹20 ($0.27) pack of chips.”
“My mattress came in the largest Ziploc-type bag I’ve ever seen (crappy water bottle for scale)”
“It’s 11 pm and the sky looks like it’s melting.”
“This old fridge my girlfriends parents own from 1944 that still works.”
“This fox in my neighbors yard hangs out and poses like their fox statue.”
"Arizona makes fruit snacks and they’re shaped like Arizona cans."
“My brother caught a fishing pole with a fishing pole.”
“My anatomy teacher’s bathroom pass is a human leg bone.”
“This sidewalk was built to accommodate a tree that now, no longer exists.”
“One of my chickens laid a spherical egg.”
“Dropped my phone and the crack it made kind of looks like a hummingbird.”
“My wife is so organized she packs zipper bags with her outfits for each day on vacation.”
“This tree looks like it has a baby growing out of it (checked it- I’m pretty sure it’s all tree, no doll)”
“There’s another lid inside my Vitamin Water.”
“This penny that has been stuck in my washer for years.”
“My new home town has a miniature town to help kids learn how to get around town.”
“This tomato sprouted all its seeds while they were still inside.”
“My son and I used molten aluminum to cast an anthill.”
“Red wine vinegar attracts almost twice as many fruit flies as white wine vinegar.”
“Today in Copenhagen there was car free Sunday.”
“My son received a “business” card from a classmate.”
“My work ID has been in its plastic holder for so long that it’s imprinted this ghostly image of my face.”
“This purple mushroom I found.”
You look like Stifler's mom.
This one time. At band camp. I did Stifler's mom.
yepper it sure an hell is her~!
Relax Alice, there are a million ants for every human.
He who destroys to seek knowledge leaves the path of wisdom.