"Roommate throws away dishes so he won’t have to do them (I bought all our dishes and silverware)"
"My partner borrowed my car for a few days, and gave it back like this"
"This toilet paper at my college (UK)"
"Pipe doesn’t touch the liquid to spray"
"If only there was something to put a drink on ..."
"Ordered a tool from Amazon. They sent me a bag with nothing in it. Wish I could make this up."
"My fortune cookie has adverts In it"
"Paying over $100 for a textbook that can’t be bothered to get an editor"
"How my brother cuts the watermeloon"
"Netflix's idea of subtitles for foreign languages. I've definitely seen the translation of these scenes on TV..."
"The way my pizza got delivered the other day"
"My 3-year-old took a single bite off the top of the bread I baked"
"Let’s try this on, not buy it, and put it back with deodorant stains all over it."
"Thought it was a cute mug"
"This rogue sleeve in all my wedding photos"
"The way my wife loaded the dishwasher"
"This is what the knives at my girlfriend's house look like...this is a crime"
"My kid was sent home from school with this…whaaaa???"
"Pay for the plus feature"
"After 17 years of my life I finally notice this in my house"
"The way my roommates leave the toilet paper...."
"Clueless idiots who walk down the MIDDLE of the road to their car. This has gone on for over a minute."
"Just went through my unmatched sock bag. Not a single match. How can this be?"
"My lunatic wife cuts bananas in half and just leaves the top"
"6 piece and 12 piece wings is sold out. But the 18 piece is still available."
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#24 man, just get a new wife
She been opening paint cans with it?