"The Juices Dripped Onto My Legs Through That Nice Crack In The Board"
"Multi-Flavor Pizza Served In A Tire"
"You Could Order Barbie Meat At A Chinese Hot Pot Restaurant My Sis-In-Law Went To Last Night"
"Plates Shouldn’t Fall Over When You Stab Them With A Fork"
"A Friend Ordered Tiramisu In Scotland. Why Sugar The Lid?"
"Our Corn Chips Came In A Rusty Bucket"
"Friend Of Mine Went To A Restaurant And Their Starter Came In A Book"
"Friend's Mother Went To A Restaurant And Got A Glass Of Pasta! Upside Down!"
"My Meal Was Served In A Folded License Plate. I Mean I Guess It Is A Plate In A Way"
"Kids Food On Dvd-Case (Photo From Restaurants Own Page)"
"Soup In A Burnt Cabbage"
"I Swear, It's A Chocolate Mousse And Pop-Corn On A Wooden Board...."
Most of these 'plates' could never be cleaned properly.
Death awaits the unwise, walk away.