"This vehicle is driven a mile underground."
“Toilet paper gone, shadow remains.”
“I restored a vintage, wall mounted coffee grinder.”
“The clear ice in my Absinthe looks like a chunk was cut out of it.”
“My band aid kind of matches my shorts.”
“The wear and scuff-marks on this boat look like an island in the sea.”
“My mom grew a giant yellow cucumber.”
“Red corn from Georgia.”
“A hard, very thick beard hair I just pulled out of my face, next to an average beard hair.”
“This blueberry my sister found is in the shape of a heart.”
“My ruler has a raised end so it’s easier to pick up.”
“My wife’s engagement ring cut the top damn near perfectly off a glass when she was washing it.”
“Took a flash photo of my boyfriend in a reflective jacket.”
“The box that my grill came in can be inverted to make a playhouse for a toddler.”
“My house from the 60’s has a mini ironing board for ties.”
“A beer can fell out of our fridge and landed like this.”
“Guy at work made me this scorpion out of copper wire.”
“Saw a payphone with the telephone still attached.”
“Me at 22, 32, and 41 in the same t-shirt.”
“My local playground flooded and there’s a swan in it.”
“A Tree Guy Came Out Today…His Business Cards Are Made Out of Wood.”
“An elderly customer came in today with a McDonalds VIP Card.”
“My local grocery store has a display space that looks like a truck broke through the wall.”
“My girlfriend’s scrubber looks like it’s trying to impersonate my Bluetooth speaker.”
“The gym I go to is renovating. They knocked a few walls down and revealed it used to be a hollywood video.”
Thank you very much For this
Iron a tie as in you washed it and it needs ironing ?
How else will you get that gravy stain out?
#21 All business cards are made out of wood.
#17 charlie manson made them from his hair