"When A Friend Doesn't Invite You To Their House And You're Really Quite Relieved About It Actually"
"Proudness Doesn't Even Begin To Describe How I'm Feeling After Receiving This Piece Of Moderne Arte Collage In My Inbox"
"How's Everyone's Week Been? Chaotic? Jumbled? Overly Complicated? Yep. Me Too"
"Hang On. Wait... What?! Your Therapist And Your Massive Inflatable Santa Supplier Are The Same Person?!"
"Those Aren't Balconies, They’re Actually Hay Feeders For Giraffes"
"Colonel Pistachio’s Tudor Turrets Raise Up My Peppermint Helicopter Roller Disco Roundabout"
"Life Is Just About Trying To Do The Very Best You Can Do With The Size Of Window That You Have"
"Cheeky Brick Butt Cheeks Wrapped In An Oh-So-Saucy Garter Belt Portico"
"Mary Poppins’ Lsd Dreamland Winky Wonky Summertime Lovin’ Peculiar Palazzo-A-Palooza"
"When It's Only Wednesday But Your Column Just Thinking 'Bout The Weekend"
"Intergalactic Evil Mammoth Boxy Square Bonnet Wearing Robot Worm Computer Mansion"
"Anyone Got An Id On This LEGO Set?"
"Melborgian "Trying To Take Your Underpants Off Without Taking Your Trousers Off First" Robot Moderne"
"The Hills Have Eyes"
"All Roads Lead To Somewhere In South Australia"
"Your Dreams Are Like The Left Half Of This “Balcony”... Totally Pointless And Likely To Result In Horrific Injury If You Dwell On Them For Too Long"
"Golden Graytime Jazzercise Spacesuit Jumpsuit Wangle Angle Window Panels A La Clipped Clop Shrubbery-Au-Go-Go"
"I Think They Could've Squeezed Another One In"
"Every Time I Try To Build A Custom Sims House"