"So This Happened (Yes, I Rescued It)"
"She Never Thought The Toilet Paper Roll Would Fight Back"
"My Dog Chewed A Hole Through His Towel And Stuck His Head Through It. Now He Wears It Around The House Like A Poncho"
"Heard Something Going On In The Kitchen Then Heard Screams Of Bloody Murder. Walked In And Saw This. A Goat Stuck In My Trash Can"
"My Friend's Cat Got It's Head Stuck In A Vase, Freaked Out, Broke The Vase, And Was Left With This"
"Cow Got Stuck In A Tree"
"Couldn't Find Our Dog This Morning After Letting Her Out, Thought She Ran Away. Turns Out She Dug A Tunnel Under The Playhouse And Got Stuck Like This Trying To Get Back Out"
"Trash Panda Got Stuck In A Storm Drain. Public Works Employees Set It Free"
""Oh, I Wonder Where The Chicken We-" P.S. She's Fine. She Just Thinks She's A Cat And Then Gets Stuck When She Cannot Liquify Like A Cat"