’’So my friend went to Disneyland and saw this lady.’’
’’Looking through my deceased grandma’s photos when I found this.’’
’’This photo of a lizard on a windshield looks like Godzilla is crushing my town.’’
’’I found a mountain of ceramic dishes and tea cups in the middle of the woods on my way to camping.’’
’’My oblivious neighbor’’
’’I saw a woman in the window reading A Woman in the Window."
’’I took a picture at the same time as a lightning strike at night, looks like daytime.’’
“Real rubies tend to fluoresce under a black light.”
“Residents of Cluj-Napoca, Romania, can get a free bus ride if they do 20 squats.”
“You can’t read the cash machine screen if you’re not directly in front of it.”
“The hotel I’m staying at has the fire evacuation plans at ground level so you can see them if smoke has filled the hallways.”
“This college made a water bottle with a map of the campus on it. It also shows places where you can fill it up.”
“These lines go up the wall so you can park perfectly in between the lines.”
“You can charge this battery with a micro USB.”
“There is a cigarette vending machine in Las Vegas that now sells art instead. For $5, you can have one of several original pocket-sized pieces of art.”
“In Basel, you can exit the airport into 3 different countries: France, Germany or Switzerland.”
“This movie rental place has a hole in the wall so that you can order pizza from next door.”
“At this library in Philadelphia, you can rent cake pans.”
“This airport in Cleveland, Ohio has a station where you can learn CPR for free.”
“These TVs are in my office lobby. You can only hear them if you stand under the dome.”
“This Coke machine dispenses a free can of Coke when you hug it.”
“In Cairns, Australia you can just buy bananas in unmanned stands based on honesty.”
“You can rent a power bank at this store.”
“This pay phone lists free calls you can make from it.”
“This USB receptacle is able to move so that you can plug it in in either orientation.”
“This work desk at the library has a bike seat and pedals so you can exercise while you study.”
“These are parking spots at the mall where you can park your dog so you can go shop. Comes with a food and water bowl.”
“Demolishing the house next door — I couldn’t resist.”
“My best friend’s ’non-engagement’ announcement I just got in the mail”
“My brother’s vintage VHS man cave, the October version”
“There is a tiny Darth Vader carved in stone on the National Cathedral in Washington, DC.”
“A school bus in Amsterdam”
"Balat, the most colorful place in Istanbul"
"A store in Sirmione, Italy, that looks like it just sprung from the fairytale"
"Carpet-patterned street in Mardin, Turkey"
"A technicolor basketball court in Paris"
"This lovely book truck in Italy — so you can read on the street"
"Shenzhen Wenheyou, a decorated, retro sci/fi-themed food court in Shenzhen"
"Googly eyes would make this perfect."
“This Prada showroom in the middle of nowhere in Texas is an art installation for shock value.”
“This skinny 2-wheel Volvo”
“These insect eggs look like little smiley faces.”
“Domino’s left their oven pan in my pizza box.”
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