“I saved this little squirrel but my cat wasn’t very pleased.”
“Celebrating my first divorce-versary and the office girls bought me a cake.”
“My Dad ’fixed’ my lawnmower.”
“My wife tried the piping bag for the first time.”
“If my long gaming experience taught me something, is that I haven’t unlocked this part of the world yet.”
“My dad asked me to clean my hair from the sink. I told him I didn’t know what he was talking about. Then I came home to this.”
“Found this sign outside a restaurant bathroom.”
“I think my attempt at growing tomatoes turned out rather well.”
“Noticed a section of the hedge had turned brown and died. Mentioned it to my husband, came home to this...”
“Someone who works at a charity shop put Jeff Goldblum in every single photo frame.”
“This sign I saw for a volunteer fire department”
“A fortune cookie I left for a colleague.”
“Cleaning service left a flyer and envelope asking for a tip. After one day in the rental, I’d say mop the floors.”
“My wife found this on one of her tables today at work.”
“My 8-year-old daughter made this for me. I don’t have the heart to tell her.”
“My daughter and our cat look like they’re up to something.”
“The is me, circa 2014, on the left. Kim Kardashian on the right, 2021. Who wore it better?”
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stupid f@#kwits...
Kim who?