“My daughter snuck up from behind and nearly gave me a heart attack.”
“My kids tore a hole in a bean bag chair and tons of static-charged styrofoam balls went everywhere.”
“Told my son to put a soda in the fridge. He put it in the freezer.”
“Toddler. Sharpie. Sleeping husband...”
“My son specifically requested the chocolate and vanilla ice cream. Clearly, I’m raising a monster.”
“My daughter took me roller skating yesterday for Mother’s Day.”
“Every single thing from the fridge is in this car soup, it’s fine, I’m fine.”
“Apparently, my daughter left a sparkly blue crayon in her pocket, which I didn’t discover until AFTER a full dryer cycle had run.”
“An entire load of her clothes is now ruined and I have to figure out how to clean this or else all of our clothes will come out blue-tinged for the foreseeable future.”
“My son made me a sandwich with ’a little mustard.’”
“My daughter just learned what happens if you forget to put water in ramen before microwaving it.”
“My son said he had no idea how it got in there...”
“My daughter put her ’baby’ in her car seat, and I almost had a heart attack when I looked in the back seat after work.”
“My son told me he fed the cats.”
“My kid threw my phone in a fire pit.”
“So this is how driving lessons are going with my daughter tonight...”
“I asked my son if he needed a new toothbrush. He said no.”
“Can’t find your Switch remote? It must be somewhere reasonable, like inside your kid’s ukulele.”
“My son started school this year. These are his shoes after just 8 days of wear.”
Kids need to explore the world and make funny and sometimes stupid stuff, but most stuff in this post is it not really a problem an caused by the parents. I.e the toothbrush, hey come on, this should be replaced month before :JUST DO IT and dont make a drama on the internet.