"It’s got a double meaning: 1) Hi do not mix or 2) Please the beans.""
“Why do hotel rooms insist on making me watch my partner bathe? I‘m just glad I’m not sharing the room with a friend or a parent...”
“This really weird toilet seat at my best friend’s mom’s house.”
“Door lock died. Can’t replace the batteries unless I take either of the locks off.”
“My wife got a new measuring cup. Not only do the measurements make no sense, but they’re also just plain wrong.”
“These shorts that look like they are stained.”
“Low window directly behind a toilet”
“This door will never be opened. Found in an Austrian Spa.”
“Got this new hoodie and everybody has asked me why I am wet and I have to tell them it’s just the design of the hoodie...”
“The #9 position”
"This flight of stairs outside a door is death waiting to happen."
“This unsittable seashell chair.”
“Pants that make you look really pissed.”
“This bench. Where I live it is very hot and it is impossible to sit in this park.”
“10-year-old me lighting up any room in The Sims.”
“I almost gagged when I opened the cabinet in my BnB. Turns out it was just the design.”
“Carpet up the side of the bathtub at my grandma’s house”
“If this isn’t illegal, well it certainly should be.”
“The placement of this urinal in my high school…”
“The light switch on this Halloween decoration makes it wobble when standing.”
“My fridge has this indicator, to let you know the door is open… The light is hidden behind the door, when it’s closed.”
“There is only 1 toilet paper dispenser at my school bathroom and every time you have to take a dump, you must calculate the amount of paper you will use. And if you don’t calculate correctly, well…”
“This house in my neighborhood with the world’s worst driveway.”
“Hotel shower has no edges so it floods. Door has water damage..”
"Who wouldn’t want a ceiling that looks like it’s covered with hair?"
“I have to do a 3-day stool sample test and I’m supposed to poop into a small french-fry-basket style container.”
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