“Bf: ‘You’re paranoid, the cat definitely doesn’t love me more.’ Bf: closes the door. Cat:”
“My kitty and my husband. I’m clearly the third wheel in this relationship.”
“Out of curiosity, why does my cat prefer to sit on my boyfriend’s chest and never sit on mine? I’m the one that feeds her.”
“As soon as my boyfriend gets home this happens, every time.”
“My cat really really really loves my boyfriend.”
“I wanted a cat. My ‘not a cat person’ boyfriend did not. We got one because it would make me happy. Guess whose cat she is.”
“They simply ignore me.”
“My cat is in love with my boyfriend.”
“My boys, the cat-hater and the man-hater, have finally decided they like one another.”
“Because every girl is crazy about a sharp-dressed man. And cats. Especially cats.”
“My boyfriend with the cat he didn’t want”
“My cat recently started putting his feet on the table like he’s mimicking how my fiancé sits.”
“Suddenly I feel like the third wheel.”
“My super skittish and shy cat instantly bonded with my boyfriend and won’t leave his side.”
“My cat likes to boop my boyfriend’s nose.”
“Aries loves my husband and makes him carry him everywhere, just like a baby.”
“My senior cat really loves my boyfriend!”
“My husband didn’t want a cat. Now, she’s the boss of him.”
“Whenever I cut my husband’s hair, Onyx always comes in, meows, and waits patiently for his daddy to be done getting his haircut.”
“Penny is absolutely obsessed with my husband.”
“I went away for 3 weeks, and now my cat is in love with my husband.”
“My cat is trying to steal my man.”
