“Relationships are hard work.”
“Hot off the printer and look who was meowing at the door.”
“I came home to Nacho, who had had enough of being inside and alone. He chills in a crate now.”
“Where’s brother cat? I haven’t seen him.”
“Look what I did, Papa!”
“My boyfriend was wondering why his room is so cold.”
“I literally just wanted to sit here and look at my phone.”
“My cat opens the drawers and throws all my clothes onto the floor.”
“I built a house for the dog, the cat has decided it’s for her.”
“Such a nice chair!”
“Hi, my name is Gazza and I’m incapable of drinking without putting my foot in the bowl.”
“My alarm clock every morning”
“I guess she wants in.”
“My cat is a bad guy and always sits in my clean pots and pans.”
“He likes to lay in front of the cat door and bite his siblings as they try to walk through it.”
“My dog has no sense of personal space.”
“We are on our way to a wedding and as soon as we got out, our cat stepped on the lock button and locked us out.”
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Some people are still teenagers when they start dating, grandpa.
you should see my car
Shhh I've seen your car, nothing to brag about.