’’I’m gonna swing from the chandelier.’’
’’It took over 5 minutes for them to get the pillow to hover. I nearly fell asleep.’’
’’You could order Barbie meat at a Chinese hot pot restaurant my sis-in-law went to last night.’’
’’Flattened chips due to the weight’’
’’Our appetizer in a shoe — they refused my request to try it on or take it home.’’
’’This jungle gym is supposed to be my salad.’’
’’This charcuterie presentation — it’s funny because it’s an office party.’’
’’The Mexican restaurant I went to last night had enchiladas served on a shovel.’’
’’My friend’s scallops arrived in half a tree.’’
"Just a smoothie in a lamp..."
’’My pizza came on a floor tile.’’
’’My entrée was served on a sunflower.’’
’’My friend snapped her dessert in a tree.’’
’’My mom’s dinner last night’’
’’Want a fishbowl cocktail while still remaining classy? I present to you, suitcase bowl.’’
’’A rose latte served in a toilet bowl’’
’’Creamy potatoes served in a wooden violin’’
’’I ate a spooky charcuterie board.’’
’’Tiramisu in a flower pot with a giant sprig of rosemary for maximum annoyance’’
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yep, that's the worst one - and these spoons so everybody can share :/ from one "puke"
In England fries are called chips.
You don’t say!