“Neighbor’s kid decided to decorate my car with a rock to make it look ’cute’.”
“Toddler found the sunroof button.”
“My toddler decided to ’help cooking’ today.”
“12-year-old me was a genius.”
“Toddler. Sharpie. Sleeping husband.”
“He saw a bee.”
“My kid had half a banana this morning. This is the other half. Why?”
“My 3-year-old didn’t know the name of this animal, so he deemed it a ’fish dog’.”
“My 10-year-old nephew told his mom he doesn’t know how his phone broke. She later found he’d posted this on YouTube.”
"8-year-old prankster"
“My daughter’s idea of fruits and vegetables.”
“My 8-year-old trying to game the system...”
“When your mom’s friend’s kids play with your Newton’s cradle.”
“My kid calls it ’setting up camp’.”
“When my kids play ball-hockey in our barn, they leave the door open because our horse enjoys watching them play!”
“Puppy or pillow? My kids can’t tell.”
“My kid sneaks out of his bed in the middle of the night, kicks the dog out of her bed, and sleeps in it.”
“My kids did a great job picking out a Christmas present for me this year.”
“My kids did a holiday shoot.”
“My kid made an adjustment to my Halloween bottle holder...”
“My kid microwaved a Cup Noodles. Without water. Plastic wrap still on it. For many minutes.”
“So my kid made a Lego human centipede today.”
“Me: ‘I’m just going to pop downstairs and make lunch’. What could possibly go wrong? 2 mins later...”
“Son fell asleep while playing hide and seek.”
“Every single thing from the fridge is in this car soup.”
“My devastated son after his bath.”
“I asked him to help daddy pick up his toys.”
"Honey, I lost the kids."
"Dump out toys, watch TV from 3 inches away."
“They really know how to hit me where it hurts.”
“He ceased the ability to even, in the middle of the shop.”
“Stepped away for 15 seconds.”
“The pan I use to make her favorite food got broken and she was convinced we would never be able to eat it again.”
“I found my nephew like this.”
“The kids blamed the footprints on the dog.”
“...came to me to show me what he has invented.”
“Life with a toddler.”
“Child in the window, what wisdom do you have today?”
“My daughter made me this bracelet today.”
“My kid, playing hide and seek.”
“Painting the fence with water, toddler-style.”
“His lil’ homie’s birthday party and he ate all the cake.”
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