“Saw this flatbed hauling a crazy coupe this morning.”
“They ’moved’ my bike to work on the street light.”
“This bootleg Thanos snapping with the wrong hand”
“My sister’s school spelled ’school’ wrong on the spine of the yearbook.”
“In my new deck, I got these 2 cards that were mildly printed wrong.”
“This Fanta is in the wrong colored bottle.”
“When you order a pizza during finals week in a college town”
“Mario’s mustache is on the wrong side of his nose.”
“One of the fortunes from dinner”
“The family tree on this life insurance card makes no sense.”
“This convenience store wear path”
“This car is using the wrong part of the cancer ribbon magnet.”
“This men’s room has the ’men’ label on the outside, but when viewed when leaving, it appears that you’ve walked into the wrong room.”
“My twin nieces looking scary! They always do this if I leave my computer for 5 seconds...”
“The baby on the left is a doll from our parenting class. The baby on the right is our daughter.”
“My neighbor bought a lot of walnuts.”
“Speed limit in Deadhorse, Alaska”
“It was raining today, and some of the trees were foaming.”
“This kid’s mini Range Rover parked on a New York City street got a parking ticket.”
“A single rocking chair at a rural airport”
“Body heat making it look like little ghosts floating at the bus stop”
"Why use your driver on the fairway when you can drive the fairway?"
"Woke up and felt like getting an air fryer tattoo."
“My mom accidentally baked one of my vinyls”
“Been saving this blobfish tattoo for today, so ugly it’s beautiful”
“My kids inherited my childhood toys, and my daughter only wants to play with the ‘dolls.’ Action Man is now loving the sweet life.”
"Don’t judge a book by its cover."
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Hey that 16 is kinda cool looking...
#32
Ever think that maybe she just doesn't like Styx?
Battery lifespan.
Left- 30 minutes
Right- will outlive you and your children