“These flags being held up by hockey sticks.”
“Found some unopened Pokémon cards from 20 years ago while going through my grandparents stuff.”
“These old shaving kits that I found.”
“This brand new Chik-Fil-A near me has an order window that is also a door.”
“My boyfriend’s cat frequently sits with all 4 paws aligned.”
“This packet of pasta has a drawing to gauge the quantity of pasta w/o a scale.”
“The new Old Spice Sea Spray scent has a little ship on it.”
“This building has a map of its location on the side.”
“This license for prostitution from 1881 in my parents bathroom.”
“This venue I went to has fentanyl test strips in the bathroom.”
“This painting in a waiting room is the same print as my phone case”
“The feet on this bench at my gym look a lot like an impaled iPhone.”
“This extra long squash!”
“I threw a very long shadow at sunset near Hatteras, North Carolina.”
“My Ritz cracker has a nose.”
“My bachelor’s degree is signed by Arnold Schwarzenegger.”
“A receipt found in a book from 1992. Not a vegetable in sight.”
“This balcony has a balcony on it.”
“The way the light hits this spiderweb makes it look like a CD-rom.”
“My able bodied wife found herself in a fencing tournament with a wheelchair restricted opponent.”
“Found this steel plate in my Papa John’s.”
There's a can of baked beans, doesn't that count as a vegetable?
First item: "C/FLAKES500G".
Would that be cornflakes? If so, then corn, so, there's your vegetable.