"Guy almost rear-ended me because he has his phone mounted right in front of his face blocking his view."
"Protective shield activated"
"Found this gem on I-5, she was cruising at a steady 70mph with no windshield."
"I told my friend he might need a tire change, he told me it doesn’t matter how much tread his tires have because his car has all wheel drive."
"It’s me. I’m the idiot. Left my sunroof open when it called for rain."
"This is a parked car."
"Idiot bus driver decided to 3 point turn in my steep driveway. Been stuck for an hour."
"Almost causing others to crash because they want to fight in the middle of the highway."
"I work at a local grocery store and I had to go out in the cold rain to round up shopping carts.
As I’m doing so, the woman that was in this car honked at me to move out of the way…only to park like this."
"Two people on the highway drove next to each other at 55 miles an hour for several miles, causing a huge line of cars to build up behind them."
"How many times do you think this person needed a jump before they installed this decal?"
"The ‘STOP’ sign made sure she stopped."
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Not funny, no matter how many versions you post.
Sooo, you drove off with the gas pump still in the fuel tank a while ago, didn't you?