"Our Baby Announcement Photo. My Wife Looked So Obnoxiously Thin 24 Hours After Delivery That I Joked I Looked Like The One Who Had Just Delivered. So We Decided To Swap"
"My Wife And I Graduated From Med School Today"
"Today Is A Big Day For My Husband"
"I Annoy My Wife By Doing This Every Time She Posts A Landscape Photo"
"When Your Husband Finds Your Hairbrush"
"Husband Got A Label Maker"
"That One Time We Met Jason Momoa And My Husband Came Up With This Great Idea. Two Years Later And I Haven't Washed My Hair"
"My Friend Finished Wrapping His Wife's Presents. Left One A Perfume, Right One A Sweater"
"What My Husband Sends Me While I'm At Work"
"I Went Outside To Pick My Wife A Rose. I Think I Found The Perfect One"
"The House Was Way Too Quiet Yesterday While The Foster Kittens Were Out Having Playtime And My Boyfriend Was Supposed To Be Watching Them"
"A Year Ago I Started Sending My GF These Photos Whenever She Asked If The Baby Was Ok"
"Wife Said She Wanted A Small Coffee Table"
"God Speed. I'm Counting On You"
"On The Left Is The Photo I Posted Of My Boyfriend And I, On The Right Is His Response"
"Looking Through My Husband's Military Coins And Found This Gem"
"My Father Took The Time To Do This To My Mother Ladies And Gentlemen"
"Trying To Lure My Wife To Come Hang Out"
"My Wife Has Had This Photo Frame Hanging On The Wall For Too Long Without Any Pictures In It. I Did This While Wife Slept. I’ll Let You Know Tomorrow If I’m Still Married"
"My Husband Had A Baseball Display Case Customized For Our Dog’s Foreign Body Removal"
"Wife Said I Was Too Fat To Be A Fireman & I Should Be A Firetruck. Joke's On Her, Now She Has To Go Trick-Or-Treating With Me"
"My Husband Started 17th Grade (His Masters Program) On The Same Day My Daughter Started 5th Grade. They’re Both Ecstatic About Back To School"
"I Asked My Husband To Take On Some Christmas Cards This Year. My Sister Just Sent Me This Picture Of What He Wrote"
"My Boyfriend Is A Seller On Amazon. This Is What I Came Home To"
"We Had Family Photos And My Wife Doesn't Want This Hanging In Our Entrance"
"My Wife Can't Stand It When I Do This"
"Went To A Party Dressed As Myself 10 Years In The Future. Nobody Realized It Was A Costume & They Avoided Me All Night"
"Folks kept trying to rescue my wife from me. Joined some smokers on front lawn, the party’s host saw me out there, came out to apologize for the noise."
"My Wife And I Decided To Mess With Our Contractor"
"Asked My Husband To Take A Photo Of Me With One Of Our New Peeps"
"Our First Child Recently Turned A Year Old. I Had To Acknowledge My Wife’s Sacrifice As Well"
"Wife And I Are Out Of Work During The Shutdown And She Was Beginning To Drive Me A Little Crazy, So I Installed The Sims On Her Laptop"
"I'm on my 3rd day of total freedom"
"My European Boyfriend Surfing In Australia"
"Husband Says It's A Navy Seal"
"The Live Distracted Boyfriend Meme"
"Made Some Labels For My Wife’s Contact Lenses"
"Not Sure Why My Husband Bought Me This Book"
"My Sister Asked For A Nintendo Switch For Xmas. Her Boyfriend Must Have Misunderstood"
"He killed it, lucky for her my parents got her the real thing. Her BF waited to make sure she got the real one before giving her the gag gift."
"Twinsies (Our Grandson Is Convinced My Husband Really Is Shaggy)"
"I Don't Know What To Do. My Browser History Just Revealed That My Wife Is Cheating"
"When We First Met She Was Over Me Playing Mw3 So Much So I Bought Her A T Shirt For X-Mas"
"Now every year for 10 years I have bought her my favorite game t-shirt every year much to her delight!"
"My Boyfriend Thought It Would Be Funny To Bring Our Cat Into The Pool. This Picture Is The Result. Please Enjoy"
"Wife Was Not A Fan Of My Taste In Boat Names"
"My Husband Brought Home A Label Maker"
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