“Hey girl! Wanna drive with me? I got a Bentley!”
“Here’s my son’s reaction right after a little girl kissed him.”
“So, yesterday, they brought a monkey to our campus. She was more excited than we were!”
“The boy with the stripes was so excited when I said yes to taking his photo that he ran and grabbed his best buddy to join in on the fun.”
“Tried to get a pic of our matching jackets. She was camera ready.”
“I was the only person at the aquarium today. This guy was excited to have company.”
“My daughter was so excited to meet a REAL Disney princess she couldn’t contain herself!”
“My dogs decided to pose for me when I got home.”
“Baby Shark music intensifies.”
“He has a feral mama who couldn’t take care of him, so we are. He is a 3-week-old bottle baby.”
“This is my son’s favorite sleeping position.”
“How my wife is spending her Labor Day”
“Ron came to the vet clinic as a stray. Now he started making rounds to see patients, cuddling with pets to keep them warm.”
“My son decided to Rick Roll the school for Halloween. ’Never Gonna Give you up’”
“Found him under my daughter’s dresser with a giant pile of food.”
“Caught my wife in bed with the cat this morning.”
“I think our dog is trying to pull a Brian Griffin with my wife.”
“So my dad wanted to buy me glasses; he printed a picture of my face and brought it to the store with him.”
“I wouldn’t go on Splash Mountain with my wife.”
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