"Our 1-year progress"
"What 7 years can do"
’’My brother and I each received identical teddy bears when we were born. I liked mine more.’’
’’Found some change that had been in the brushes in the clothes dryer.’’
’’My owner no longer refers to me as his chunky boy.’’
’’This sun-worn sign outside my office that looks like it belongs in a horror film’’
’’Got mildly better at grooming over the years.’’
’’These old gold/copper crayons turned green from oxidation.’’
’’This key after 10 years of entering orders at my grandmother’s shop’’
’’My dad’s tree is swallowing his thermometer.’’
’’My teal Post-Its turned green while I was out of the office for 15 months.’’
’’When I learned how to start shaving and escape the neckbeard’’
’’All the letters on my girlfriend’s lotion bottle started falling off.’’
’’The knife on the left was used by a butcher for 5 years. The other one is the exact same knife, but brand new.’’
"13 to 23: what 10 years can do!"
’’It’s about time I bought new shoes.’’
you got that right pilgrim