“The way my parents display their books…”
“My neighbor’s garage upsets me.”
“I work as a Valet.. told him he had to park it himself .”
"Chickens died for this, bro…."
“My pizza after I was forced to slam the brakes by a guy who cut me off, sending my pizza to the floor.”
“Visiting my sister’s house, went for some M&Ms and discovered she’s Satan.”
“My pizza shaped playing cards aren’t in perfect eighths.”
“This burger is 35% Air.”
“The design inside this perfectly clean mug.”
"When the butter does this."
“Pretty speckled candy canes I thought. Once you remove the wrapper, they’re actually quite boring.”
“The holes on this red pepper flake shaker aren’t big enough to let red pepper flakes out.”
“Went into a store and saw this BMW taking two spaces. Came back out. Watched her load her car, and leave her cart like this.”
“They put a wooden lid above the plastic one to make it seem more eco friendly.”
“My girlfriend takes the toilet paper out of the holder to use it, then when she puts it back, she put it the WRONG way. I’m tired of telling her the same thing.”
“When someone blocks the intersection for the duration of the greenlight.”
“This door placement”
“So my hellofresh meal came with 8 carrots, all individually wrapped.”
“5 PM, Rush Hour. At least 3 cars are waiting to get to an open pump. These 2 have been done pumping gas and have been holding a causal conversation for 8 minutes now..”
“Found on Facebook, people who use laptops as a coaster are the worst.”
“How my girlfriend eats frosted cake.”
“Just take 1 minute out to arrange this.”
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that simple garage door mess up is a expensive correction.
Also Fact: 99% of BMW driver are entitled @$$hats.
I wish I was an entitled @$$hat. I would sell the BMW an buy me a pizza.
What's the problem?
I have two cats, not by choice mind you, but it's not hard to make them understand that the TP is off limits.
Agree, this looks like a breakfast sandwich, egg omelet on a croissant.